(Don Knotts) "If there's anything that upsets me, it's having people say I'm sensitive.".(Don Knotts) "I did not start it, he started it.".(Otis Campbell) "Well, it's better than having a pickled puss.".(Don Knotts) "I'll say it right to your face, Otis, you've got a pickled liver.".(Briscoe Darling) "Ever since I saw a hangin', I been nervous about wearin' one of these things.".(Goober Pyle) "Yeah, but I don't pay no attention to 'em.".(Andy Griffith) "Goob, did anybody ever tell you you've got a big mouth?".(Goober Pyle) "I can't do William Holden, but I can do Cary Grant.(Goober Pyle) "William Holden? Heck, I can't do William Holden he sounds like everybody else.".(Andy Griffith) "That's real good, Goober but Cary Grant wasn't in 'Picnic'.".(Goober Pyle) "I take off on Cary Grant.(Goober Pyle) "He wasn't? Well, speakin' of Cary Grant, I do him.".(Andy Griffith) "Goober, Cary Grant wasn't in 'Picnic'.".Speaking of picnics, you remember that movie 'Picnic'? Cary Grant sure was good it that movie." (Gomer Pyle) "Boob? Why that's an insult in the face of the public.". ![]() (Andy Griffith) "All right, what's goin' on here?".(Briscoe Darling) "One of the worst we got.".(Andy Griffith) "He doesn't sound like a very nice person.".His cousin said he went into the woods to kill a mockingbird." (Briscoe Darling) "Dud, did you tell Ernest T.You want your face to freeze thatta' way?" (Dud Wash) "Then you grade his nose and twist it like this.".First, you grab the mouth and pull like this." I'll show him some things I learned in the army in jungle warfare. (Dud Wash) "Well, you just let him try.Darling, you don't think he'd try to kidnap Charlene before the wedding?" ![]() (Andy Griffith) ""Maybe you goin' to have a weddin', and maybe you goin' to have a preacher but you might not have a bride.Schwump tried to pinch him, but he just giggled and jumped away." (Andy Griffith) "Didn't anybody try to stop him?".And if that wasn't enough, he soaked the paper napkins in the punch and then he threw them at the ceiling." Wiley) "Oh, he stuck his hand in the punch bowl and ate every bit of the watermelon rind. Wiley) "He burst into the house uninvited and started behaving in the most peculiar manner." No, Sarah, I wouldn't rather talk to Juanita at the diner just get Thelma Lou." I know she's Barney's girl just get her on the phone. That's right just soak it a lot in warm water. (Andy Griffith) "Sarah? What? Just soak it. ![]() If I ever have to use this baby, I want to teach it to come to papa in a hurry."
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